Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Wooderson's entire philosophy fits in

Wooderson's entire philosophy fits in seven words

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Somewhere a liberal arts major just felt a chill

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Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Wooderson's entire philosophy fits inRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all