The Pork Chop Express - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Renting stall space from Darnell

Renting stall space from Darnell means no questions

Inspired by Porky's

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

because nobody browsing the warehouse expects a cursed ghost workshopping his flesh situation downstairs

" "LET YOU DOWN

The Pork Chop Express - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Renting stall space from DarnellJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi