Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White " and "GRAVY

" and "GRAVY

rendered in white and golden-yellow with a prominent hooked beak and a red

" and "New England League

arranged in a clustered group below

separated by a golden yellow horizontal line

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White " and "GRAVYSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved