Dick in a Box Christmas - Women's T-Shirt Size:S A posterized high-contrast illustration depicts

A posterized high-contrast illustration depicts Trent and Mike sitting in suits

Bold distressed white block text below reads "BITCHES LEAVE

with long brown hair and a beard

" flanked by clouds and a city skyline silhouette

Arched distressed white text reads "PANA COAL MINERS" above a circular gray emblem of a coal miner in a hard hat gripping a yellow baseball bat

Dick in a Box Christmas - Women's T-Shirt Size:S A posterized high-contrast illustration depictsWrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift giving strategy in holiday history. Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist. The Details: A high contrast, distressed white print shows two figures in suits and sunglasses from the waist up. Both figures raise a hand while holding a gift wrapped box in front of their waist. The