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" beside a white stencil-art portrait of a firefighter in a traditional helmet marked "1

a vintage-style illustration depicts a blonde boy in a red jacket

Bold white and light blue staggered text at the top reads "GO THAT WAY

with yellow italic text reading "Eastern Shore League" below

and nobody blinks until they read the tagline

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