Instant Pirate Just Add Rum - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal Bold cyan text reads "HARRY

Bold cyan text reads "HARRY ELLIS" above a high-contrast stencil-art portrait of Harry Ellis lounging back in a suit

Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High

White stippled dot patterns arranged in rectangular grid blocks flank the spine on both sides

rendered in flat color fills with bold outlines

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