Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Chet Ripley's hot dog ingredient

Chet Ripley's hot dog ingredient list is the kind of transparency no corporation would ever willingly adopt

Studded collars and face paint need no motivation

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it was where big band music met a city coming into its own

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Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Chet Ripley's hot dog ingredientTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft