McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Large golden-yellow block letters read

Large golden-yellow block letters read "FISH EATERS" across the center

"Do it yourself" is generous when the car handles its own bodywork

Curved white serif text along the border reads "DIMOND ROLLER RINK

Los Locos membership requirements are surprisingly simple

Inspired by Dodgeball

McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Large golden-yellow block letters readThe Kevin McCallister Home Security company. A very funny phony parody security company design. Complete with boob traps. Inspired by Home Alone. Printed on our super soft 100% airlume ring spun & combed cotton long sleeve T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury 52 48 cotton poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.