I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt arkansas flanked by "19" and "13"

flanked by "19" and "13" in navy

Stringing Christmas lights on a palm tree is the decorating equivalent of drinking eggnog out of a coconut

white text reads "Feeling Good

Bold white distressed block text below reads "CHUG NORRIS

Retro rounded teal lettering with yellow outlines reads "LOGAN'S RUN" below the hand

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt arkansas flanked by "19" and "13"Spruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white